Welcome to your weekly Twitter roundup of the funniest and most relatable tweets from moms and dads all over the world. It’s so much fun to scour the Twitterverse every week for the best and most hilarious parenting tweets. I hope you enjoy them as much as I do.
I’m outside with my son, enjoying this beautiful weather, and reading a parenting book. I look over and while I’ve been reading, he is eating grass.🤦🏻♀️ #parentingfail— mom-sanity (@lostmymommymind) March 26, 2019
It’s just grass. It could have been soooo much worse.
3yo: I know Spanish— Amanda Thompson (@MandaMThompson) March 26, 2019
5yo: you do?
3yo: yeah “Spanish” see I told you.
5yo: that’s not Spanish!
3yo: yes it is!!! “Spanish”
5yo: Ethan Spanish is a language… like “olga” means hello
3yo: oh… Umm I just know the word “Spanish” #parentingfail #toddlers
Too funny. I can just hear the little one now: “Olga! Como estas?”
Trying out a new juice recipe & threw a beet in and all of my parenting skills went out the window as I screamed “my finger!” giving my 7 year old a heart attack. Best prank ever. Worst mom ever. #momlife #parentingfail @alonzolerone— Erin Webber (@alluringblush) March 27, 2019
The kid may be scarred for life but moms have to find some way to entertain themselves, don’t they?
Charlie has a chesty cough and cold, I said to him joking ‘if you give me that cold, you’re up for adoption’ his answer ‘can I take my Nintendo switch with me’. #parentingfail— Kellie Tallant (@Kellie_Tallant) March 24, 2019
The kid knows what matters most to him!
Took my kids on a hike and then took them to McDonald’s 🤦🏾♀️ #parentingfail— Sam. (@HeyMonie_) March 20, 2019
Eh… It’s OK! They cancel each other out!
My nephew just called throat lozenges "coughsuckers".#kidssaythedarndestthings— Mitch Lashmar (@mitch_lashmar) March 24, 2019
In all fairness, it makes sense… even if it sort of sounds like… well, you know.
This reminds me of the time that my nephew tried to get SpongeBob to come out of the pineapple I had just bought at the grocery store.
It is not a total loss. Hedidsay it very politely…
This is one of the best metaphors for parenting that I have ever heard.
Well, that is it for this week’s hilarious tweets. If you thought you were the only whose kid ate grass or cared more about his gaming system than you, then you can rest assured that you are not alone. Have you read any funny tweets lately? Share them with us… goodness knows, we could all use a laugh.