Parenting is way too funny sometimes…
Just asked my dog where my 11yo is. He went to look at the Xbox #parentingfail pic.twitter.com/v95pIapf0n
— Helen Wills Actually Mummy (@iamhelenwills) May 15, 2019
She should teach the dog to hide his controller.
My son is enjoying the Wiggles.. I should NOT have put this show on the tv! #ParentingFail #Wiggles
— Beka ♌️ (@Buck_Fisted) May 12, 2019
Rookie mistake, mom… rookie mistake.
Aaaaand then I burn their quesadilla because I'm meticulously arranging their brontosaurus plate #parentingfail
— Jason Hine (@JayHineMD) May 15, 2019
He’s still killin’ it in my book… burnt food or not… those plates are so precious.
Murphy's Law of parenting: whatever medicine you need at 3 AM is the only of you don't have #momlife #parenting #parentingfail #isweariwasgoingtopickituptomorrow
— katie (@mommygidget) May 16, 2019
Thank goodness for 24 hour pharmacies, eh?
I’d love to know who thought buying this for a 9 year old was a good idea… #parentingfail pic.twitter.com/t1j7dlAgsi
— Amber Z (@therealAmberZ) May 12, 2019
Does this come in adult sizes???!!!
It happened. We are those parents.
— David A. Cohen (@DavidACohen_MD) May 10, 2019
Miscommunication
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2 very busy doctor schedules
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We left our daughter at daycare#ParentingFail #DontJudgeMe #SorryLily pic.twitter.com/cgscEbBq6A
If this is the worst mistake these parents make, they will be OK.
When you congratulate yourself on awesome parenting as the toddler has gone straight down no fuss.
— Kim Hayden (@HaydenTherapies) May 14, 2019
Then realise you've actually just forgotten to turn the monitor on.. 😂🙈
Ah 💩💩💩 #parentingfail
Girl, just turn it back off and grab a beer!
Teaching my son to brush his teeth in the bath. Takes my toothbrush, rubs his penis with it, hands it back. #SundayMorning #Parentingfail #dadlife
— Tim Ewins (@EwinsTim) May 12, 2019
I can actually say – as a mother of 2 young sons – that I have never had this happen…
If being able to fold a towel and put it away is a job requirement for anything in any of my kids futures, then it’s not looking good. 😳#parentingfail
— Jamie Canter (@jamiecanter) May 9, 2019
Same goes for making their beds or using a vacuum…
Well, there you have it: 9 parents, 9 tweets, 9 honest accounts of what it is really like raising kids. What is your favorite mom or dad Twitter account that keeps you laughing?
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