Parenting is not for the faint of heart, or for those without a sense of humor.
That’s why the internet is such a great place to seek out some comic relief and a bit of reassurance that we are all slowly losing our minds.
This week, we rounded up 8 hilarious tweets from parents that sum up so many things that we already know:
Kids are the worst shopping buddies. The. Very. Worst.
— Heather Porter (@HeatherGPorter) January 14, 2019
Sometimes, you just got to stand back and take a picture. You’ll need evidence someday.
— Suburban Housewife (@angrymomma80) January 17, 2019
None of us really feels qualified for this. The best we can do is fake it ‘til we make it.
— Mommy Merlot🍷 (@mommymerlot1) January 19, 2019
Bathroom doors are only for appearances. Why even bother closing them?
— Carli (@ChaosStyled) January 19, 2019
Kids are bizarre little creatures. It’s best not to ask too many questions.
Anyone else have a kid that likes to take random things to school with them?
Yesterday it was his soccer medal.
— Toddler Nonsense (@NonsenseToddler) January 18, 2019
Cleaning is an exercise in futility. Just give it up.
— EmmaAnn (@thatcryptolady) January 16, 2019
Don’t bother sitting down. There’s a little alarm in your couch cushions that only they can hear!
— ♡bbygirlbear♡︎ (@Mamabearof3Girl) January 15, 2019
Toddlers have superpowers. Never underestimate them.
— Reese Witherspoon (@ReeseW) January 20, 2019
Do you have any favorite parenting tweets or jokes to share? Let’s all have a laugh – so we don’t cry. This is a thankless and harrowing job but when your hands are covered in vomit or your kids won’t let you pee in peace, just remember: you are not alone.